The Folium Diary

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In this diary I will be recording my impressions of a new program called The Folium, which will "synthesize planetary biometry, creating an experience beyond artificial intelligence, and bring the benefits of the Earth's collective wisdom to everyone, everywhere, all the time." If that sounds wildly ambitious and kinda crazy, you're in the right place!

Start on Page 1 (like a book!) and you'll ketchup 🍅 in a jiffy.

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The Folium Diary

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November 30, 2025 • TFD

💐 Home Sweet Lodge! So nice to come back to a sparkling clean room (not a single cruffin crumb!) and fresh flowers. Thank you, Sam 😊

🙉 Apologies for yesterdays aural assault. On the other ear, if you want more 🫨🫨

🍃 Oops! Daisy says "LeaF is pronounced leaf, like the Folium leaf. I should've made a note - sorry" ...she didn't tease me! 😧 I'd feel better if she called me a dodo 🦤

🍷 I asked Mr. Davies about the wine cellar. He said I was welcome to sample any bottle already open for tasting (he did emphasize sample 😅)

Ps. Do I use too many emojis? 🤔

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