The Folium Diary
Welcome!
In this diary I will be recording my impressions of a new program called The Folium, which will "synthesize planetary biometry, creating an experience beyond artificial intelligence, and bring the benefits of the Earth's collective wisdom to everyone, everywhere, all the time." If that sounds wildly ambitious and kinda crazy, you're in the right place!
Start on Page 1 (like a book!) and you'll ketchup 🍅 in a jiffy.
Episodes
117 episodes
Contest Closed
The contest and question period are now closed, and Fan Mail is disabled. Please tune in Sunday night for the results, and thank you for your participation.
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AFQ: Ask Folium Questions
The Folium CEO would like to remind listeners they can submit questions about the Folium this week via Fan Mail, whether you are entering the contest or not. We will try to answer as many as we can on Sunday the 11th. Our CEO does s...
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Contest Update
Hello. We hope you are enjoying the contest. We received a correct answer that did not include an email address, so we have no way to contact that person.Folium Fan Mail is only one-way – we can't text you back. That's probably a good thing...
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Contest Open
Welcome to the Folium Sock Contest. The prizes are $50 digital gift certificates to The Athletic Community, home of the famous PDX carpet sock (as worn by Cherie Hazzard!)...
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DJ Daisy
DJ Daisy spins the Folium's favorite 78'sShirley Temple • Hey, What Did The Blue Jay Say?
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This ends the Folium Diary 🍃(Sorry for posting so late! Raff kept texting with questions about our trip)[I wouldn't have so many questions if you told me the plan in the first place](I was rather busy lau...
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Lucky Number 🐎
Cherie, thank you for letting me make my first (and probably last) podcast episode!Seven Sevens:Feast of the Seven FishesLife in
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InterviewProtocol has been completely scuttled. This episode was supposed to be Dispatch 7, and the interview with Professor B was supposed be yesterday, and...whatever. As Ferris says, life moves pretty fast – if you don't stop a...
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Zoom CallJane's wearing the Wildfang/Peanuts shirt Daisy gave her. Lucy is yelling at Charlie Brown, "After I got to be President, it would be only one short step to QUEEN!!" Daisy says she's Lucy, and we better ...
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Dispatch 6**Every time I open the file it's longer than before - now it's over 42,700 pages! So I copied some interesting 'Foliumisms' from the first few pages and read them over this. I ...
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Dispatches 3 & 4(Smoke was admirably tight-lipped about the numerous breaches of protocol that took place in the family's absence. I'm sure someday Maria will discover the scratches on the dining table that Smoke and I cov...
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This page is dedicated to the memory of Fred Silver - musician, composer, lyricist, author, and vocal coach. He wrote seven musicals and over a hundred choral pieces, including
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Dispatch 2(Smoke has been promoted to Co-Host for the next few episodes. She accepted the position once she realized it meant increased chin scratches, more frequent treats, and getting to jump on all the places Maria normally...
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Folium Footnote 📣
ARES ALERT 🙉 ADJUST VOLUME 🔊🔉🔈"He had arrived in the city that morning on a Greyhound bus and would be leaving the same way..."From
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The ChakrasCrown: WhiteThird Eye: IndigoThroat: BlueHeart: GreenSolar Plexus: YellowSacral: OrangeRoot: Red<...
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