The Folium Diary

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In this diary I will be recording my impressions of a new program called The Folium, which will "synthesize planetary biometry, creating an experience beyond artificial intelligence, and bring the benefits of the Earth's collective wisdom to everyone, everywhere, all the time." If that sounds wildly ambitious and kinda crazy, you're in the right place!

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AFQ: Ask Folium Questions

January 06, 2026 • TFD

The Folium CEO would like to remind listeners they can submit questions about the Folium this week via Fan Mail, whether you are entering the contest or not. We will try to answer as many as we can on Sunday the 11th.

Our CEO does seem to have gone on at some length regarding the history of the organization and other sensitive matters. As Ms. Hazzard is the only one with the authority to override the CEO's actions, and she was last seen pedaling a rather beat-up old bicycle down a rather bumpy dirt road (see photo from Ms. Hazzard) on the island of St. Croix, wearing a white cotton sun dress and floppy straw hat while carrying a loaf of bread, cheese, water, and no electronic devices whatsoever, well, here you go.

- Pax

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