The Folium Diary

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In this diary I will be recording my impressions of a new program called The Folium, which will "synthesize planetary biometry, creating an experience beyond artificial intelligence, and bring the benefits of the Earth's collective wisdom to everyone, everywhere, all the time." If that sounds wildly ambitious and kinda crazy, you're in the right place!

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The Folium Diary

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December 31, 2025 • TFD

This ends the Folium Diary 🍃

(Sorry for posting so late! Raff kept texting with questions about our trip)
[I wouldn't have so many questions if you told me the plan in the first place]
(I was rather busy launching the app I spent the last ten years working on)
[Yes but I'm the pilot and we can't take off without knowing where we're going]
(True, but it's my plane and you could cut me some slack)
Would you vexatious virago’s please stop?! We are trying to enjoy the last page of the diary.
(Sorry! I've been under a lot of pressure. Raff – see you at Hillsboro in a few hours. Don't forget to turn on the hot tub!)

Tune-in tomorrow for the Epilogue

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