The Folium Diary

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In this diary I will be recording my impressions of a new program called The Folium, which will "synthesize planetary biometry, creating an experience beyond artificial intelligence, and bring the benefits of the Earth's collective wisdom to everyone, everywhere, all the time." If that sounds wildly ambitious and kinda crazy, you're in the right place!

Start on Page 1 (like a book!) and you'll ketchup 🍅 in a jiffy.

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The Folium Diary

DJ Daisy

January 01, 2026 • TFD

DJ Daisy spins the Folium's favorite 78's

Shirley Temple • Hey, What Did The Blue Jay Say?
Ada Falcon • La Ultima Copa*
Young Crooners • Akasabali**
Semi Sheheen • Dabka Dance
Dol Dauber's Orchestra • Of Youth
Samantha Church • I Knew You Back In Before Times***
Christopher Hogwood • Pastorale

*Cher made two New Year's Resolutions: #1 Stop drinking so much, #2 Start drinking less. You can do it big bird!

**Zoe showed me some sick capoeira moves - she did a handstand and almost took out a chandelier!

***Mom drops the f-bomb!💣🙉

This isn't my real voice, of course, but I designed it (ElevenLabs is rad!) You know better than to believe everything you hear from the Folium, right?

By the way...

...would you like some raspberries?? 😈

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